Meet Rudolph. He didn’t plan to take over Christmas… it just sort of happened.
He walked into the holiday party wearing a bow bigger than his future, jingling like he swallowed a sleigh bell, and sparkling so much the Christmas tree actually asked him to tone it down.
He refused. Naturally.
Now he’s the unofficial party mascot — the reindeer who poses for every photo, compliments every cookie, and says things like,
“If you’re not glowing, you’re not going hard enough.”
